you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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