I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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