i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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