I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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