and she was petting her beer can
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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