Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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