evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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