Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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