I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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