can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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