i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
God, I missed his penis.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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