he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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