Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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