best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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