yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize