Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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