dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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