I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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