I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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