Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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