I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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