The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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