I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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