how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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