Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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