that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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