What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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