we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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