I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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