Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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