I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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