Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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