I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
