So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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