You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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