It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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