I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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