When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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