What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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