Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Randomize