i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I think a kid would responsible me up
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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