So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
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