i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
Randomize
