names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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