I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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