Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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