You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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