Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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