worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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