you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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