AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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