Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just want to make out with him forever
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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