Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
there is glitter all over my balls
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