I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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