I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
