i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
