She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
this will be a night to untag.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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