Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
